Basically this implies that someone somewhere who I don't know has read my excessive tweets about drinking (most of which start with 'lol driiinkk...') and began to follow me from this account... cool!
But they will be disappointed.
I'm on Day 4 of my journey to not drink for 60 days. Meaning my tweets will be lacking in drunkenness for the time being (I'll more than make up for it on New Years, I promise).
Not drinking for four days is not unheard of... even I've gone that far before. That being said, it's Friday night. Friday. Key word being Friday. Other important word being Night. Friday Night. Friday screams 'drinking' and night screams 'it's acceptable to drink at this hour.' Naturally the two together scream a recipe for drunkenness and disaster. Fortunately I've a prior commitment to attend to tonight and can't drink (even if I wanted to). Day 4 = success.
But tomorrow is Saturday (click for clarification). Saturdays have nights too. Saturday screams 'it's not friday but i'll take it, go drink.' I'm going to have to do things like driving and surgery in order to keep myself sober (I'm against drunk driving and drunk surgery).
Anyway... since I'm not drinking I'll probably update semi-frequently from now on... it's not like I'll be doing something outlandish like... studying or some shit.
** I understand that this probably won't get a lot of reads, considering most of you will be drinking tonight. Unlike me. :(
*** I LIKE FOLLOWERS AND SUBSCRIBERS SO DO THOSE THINGS. kthxbyeee
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