Tonight, whilst drinking because it's St Patty's Day and finishing some homework (classy, I know), I repeatedly uttered the phrase, "I don't give a flying fuck!" usually in reference to my lack of homework completion, or the fact that I'm drinking and it's Wednesday night/Thursday morning.
Then I was like... "what's a flying fuck?"
I envision it as a bat-like creature. With red eyes. And an axe. And it can fly.
Well obviously it can fly, it's a motherfucking bat-like creature. Anyway, this is my artist's rendition:
Anyway, that's what a flying fuck would be if it were an animal. But who coined the phrase "I don't give a flying fuck" ?
Maybe it means that you're angry about something, but you don't care about it enough to force a flying fuck upon it.
"Those old people really pissed me off, but I really don't hate them enough to give them a flying fuck, so I guess I'll just leave them alone."
"I have a paper due in like 20 minutes, and it's not done. Clearly unleashing a flying fuck would be irrational and wouldn't help me finish my paper, so I shall exclaim that 'I don't give a flying fuck!'"
It appears as though saying that you don't give a Flying Fuck means that you're just too apathetic about the situation to wish something SO horrible on whoever is responsible for it.
But what if I did give a Flying Fuck?
Instead of internally thinking "I don't give a flying fuck about your carpal tunnel syndrome you old bitch," I could exclaim "I GIVE YOU A FLYING FUCK!" and unleash one upon her. It would... I don't know, I don't know what a Flying Fuck would do... you could say... I don't give a flying fuck!
Anyhow... that was my first update in awhile. Sorry it sucked. If you liked it subscribe or comment or something. if you hated it, well, I GIVE A FLYING FUCK. Go get raped by its ax or red eyes or bat-like powers, bitch.
I swore too much in this, sorry Grammie if you read this.
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